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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:14 pm Post subject: Re: Jokes
My wife was screaming at me: "Leave! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"
Marriage is like taking a hot bath. After you've been in it for a while... it isn't so hot.
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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